New Coach Announced for Anaheim

[uncleyaris]

New Coach Announced for Anaheim

Anaheim News
Monday, January 29, 2007

Anaheim (CA) - Anaheim announced the fiering of thier old head coach, John Doe, and announced the hireing of a living legend.



Gordon Bombay, shown here, showing the world how many Stantly Cups he intends to win with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim

Anaheim GM Frankie Nosic announced the fireing of head coach John Doe. When asked why, Nosic simply said "Easier to fire a coach than remake an entire squad." with a shrug. Who will replace him? "A living legend." replied the GM. "We're bringing in coach Gordan Bombay to lead us to victory! Look at his credentials. He took the worst team in a Peewee league and won a championship with them, won the gold medal in the world youth games, and hes a freakin' lawyer!"

When asked why he brought in Bombay, he replied "He hates the Rangers with a passion. He won't show any mercy to them!

Bombay's return to the hockey world brings fourth many smiles. ;D

[future]

Heck, I wouldn't be so worried about Bombay, cause he so gay, that he did his father in the hay!

[uncleyaris]

is that honestly the best thing you can think of?

[Buffalo Sabres]

too fucking funny.......

very nice hire btw............the Mighty Ducks are now a contender

[uncleyaris]

lmao

he was happy to sign after losing a lawsuit that called for the imidiate closure of a facotry which was killing the o-zone layer

lol

[future]

He defended someone trying to kill the environment even more? Can you say money hungry? And he's gay? Wow, must be a reflection of the owner, gay and wanting to save as much money as possible so he will hire a cheap ass coach that will also bang him.

lol

[uncleyaris]

future said:

He defended someone trying to kill the environment even more?

ya, its called caring for humanity

future said:

? And he's gay? Wow, must be a reflection of the owner, gay and wanting to save as much money as possible so he will hire a cheap ass coach that will also bang him.

ok thats a cheap shot. if you really want me to start insulting you, than conyinue

[Matthew Tanti]

GO GORDON BOMBAY, i think hiring him will be great for this team and im sure that nyr is scared, thats why hes throwing in the insults, FRANK nice article ur outdoing me

[uncleyaris]

, as is my job

[future]

uncleyaris said:

lmao

he was happy to sign after losing a lawsuit that called for the imidiate closure of a facotry which was killing the o-zone layer

lol

That would mean that he was defending the guys trying to pollute the ozone........

And if you took personal offense to the insult, it wasn't meant that way... It was just something I threw out there continuing the joke, but hey if its too far, then I withdraw the comment.....